Letters NOT to send to an agent

From SLUSHPILE HELL the blog of an American literary agent

I would like to submit both my screenplay, short screenplay, animation/children’s screenplay, teleplay, travel series, novel, and memoir for your consideration.

Okay, you talked me into it. Send them all to me. In a big box.

I understand you’re interested in historical fiction submissions, filled with both action and intrigue.

Both action AND intrigue? No.

My novel is a sumptuous feast of meticulously researched historical fact and superbly crafted fiction.

Burp.

No one can put this manuscript down and not finish reading it. 

Just did. 


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